- Ivanych, you're a bastard! I'm on legal leave

[Rakhirandiseo]

Security Tales: The Mobile Dilemma
In the summer, Potapych liked to turn off his phone on vacation and pretend that it had disappeared, run away, flown away... That is, just relax. That's what he did this time. He simply turned off his phones and stopped going online. And he felt absolutely happy. He drank tea with raspberry jam on the veranda, meeting the sunrise, watching the sunsets from the window... In short, he enjoyed life... But, alas, no one has ever managed to escape from life. Especially since a security specialist should know this... Potapych knew this, of course, but still hoped for the best...

In the evening, a car began to rumble and honk loudly at Potapych's gate.

- Potapych, open up! I know you're home! And croatia whatsapp data over the fence at my age is already embarrassing, and inconvenient! You're not a girl for me to climb through your window! Open up!


- You would have died, buried me, but if you're screaming, that means you're alive! I'm here on business! And I brought you for tea. If I break it, you'll definitely kill me! Open up!

- Well, hello! What are you bothering me about? I'm on vacation, on vacation.

- What, what? There is a matter! Urgent! Here my superiors, having listened to the ideas of our consultant, set a task.

- Consultant - Hare? You should kick him out!

- The idea is good, but I can't. You know that he is the owner's wife's nephew.

- Okay. I'll get the glasses. The conversation seems to be long. What did this... cross-eyed specialist come up with?