Your Mom, the Hope of the Daughter-in-law
This girl and her mom get along like gangbusters. Your mom drops hints about how it's time to settle down, and your girlfriend talks about how amazing your mom is at listening. But, to be honest, your mom has more chemistry with this girl than you do. You start hanging out at the library in hopes of running into a straight student and letting your mom gently break the news to your girlfriend.
The case of anxiety
This girl is nervous and worried about everything. When you go on a snowboarding trip, she worries that you'll break your leg. When you eat too fast, she worries that you'll choke. When she's too nervous belgium email list about flying to take a vacation with you, you find her a good therapist and say "see you later."
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The Queen of Drama
This girl is exciting, and it's never boring to be around her. But you soon realize that it's exhausting to ride her emotional roller coaster every day. After a few breakup/makeup cycles, you find yourself craving the anxiety case. At least it was consistent. When you break up with her, the scene is heartbreaking. But it's weird how she starts hanging out with that guy from her building the next day.
The trendsetter
You're not sure if what she's wearing is a shirt or a dress, or what exactly is trendy with her makeup, but you know what it is, it's trendy. This girl knows what's trendy months before everyone else. It's great to think that you got someone so stylish and edgy, until she starts throwing out some of your favorite clothes in an attempt to make you more edgy. You like your collection of high school t-shirts, so you have to say goodbye.
